Achievement                   :: Description
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Acceptance                    :: You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Animal Cruelty                :: You have farted on animals 25 times.
Are We Cool?                  :: You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Ass of Fire                   :: You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Avenger                       :: You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Canadian Handshake            :: You have farted on people 100 times.
Chinpoko loco                 :: You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Chinpokolypse                 :: You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Clothes Whore                 :: You have collected all of the available costumes.
Daddy Issues                  :: You befriended your father.
Day Walker                    :: You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Dog Whistle                   :: You have farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Dragon Wrath                  :: You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside 
                                 of battle.
Elven Hero                    :: You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Face Hoff                     :: You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
First Day in South Park       :: You completed your first day in South Park.
For the Hoarder               :: You completed the game without selling any items.
Friends in Strange Places     :: You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Full Arsenal                  :: You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Gingivitis                    :: Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Heisenberg                    :: You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman 
                                 goatee and bald cap.
Inside Joke                   :: While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Irritable Bowels              :: You xxxxx your pants during a boss battle.
Junk Peddler                  :: You sold 300 junk items.
Just Saying Hi                :: You have farted on every buddy in the game.
KKK Hero                      :: You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Made This for You             :: You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Make it Rain!                 :: You have spent 0.
Mastery                       :: You have unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
More Popular Than Jesus       :: You made friends with half of South Park.
More Popular Than John Lennon :: Everyone in South Park is your friend.
New Kid On The Block          :: You have joined the KKK.
No Child Left Behind          :: You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy
                                 knocked out.
Nonconformist                 :: You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Outpatient                    :: You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Parkeologist                  :: You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Perverted                     :: You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Poco Chinpoko                 :: You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Pulling Mud                   :: In three separate battles, you have taken a **** in your pants.
Re-Buttal                     :: You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Shopaholic                    :: You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Shutout                       :: You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-
                                 tutorial) battle.
Skilled Defender              :: Over the course of the game, you have blocked 100 attacks.
Stay Down                     :: You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Stick Savior                  :: You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Too Far                       :: You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Truth to Power                :: You farted on four major authority figures.
Two Girls, One Stick          :: You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Weapon Proficiency            :: Over the course of the game, you have scored 100 perfect attacks.
You bastards!                 :: You have let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of 
                                 the game.